Marc Lottering says:

Why coloureds can't be terrorists:


1          We are always late. We would have missed all 4 flights....

whats two plus two?


here are the answers given by ten year old school pupils over the last five decades.

1957- four of course


1967-i think its three but its the method that counts.


1977-just a second...

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We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy is when men are afraid of the light.                                                          ...

JEALOUSY IS A NASTY THING!
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, she instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on...

'Twas the Night Before Finals Twas the night before finals,
And all through the college,
The students were praying
For last minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy,
But none touched their beds,
While visions...

Galileo: great mind

Einstein: genuis mind

Newton: extra-ordinary mind.

Bill Gates: brilliant mind

YOU and me: NEVER MIND! We've got the looks!

Amazing AnagramsAmazing Anagrams

Dormitory == Dirty Room

Desperation == A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code == Here Come Dots

Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity == Is No Amity

Snooze Alarms...

Proverbs
 
A grade one teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in   her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.  ...

Proudly showing off her newly leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk blonde led the way to her bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.      

"What's...

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet...

>  REMEMBER WHEN YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU NEVER TO TAKE CANDY FROM A
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     One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople...