> most

>>  embarrassing moments in listeners' lives.

>> 

>>The final four were:

>> 

>>  Fourth Place.

>> 

>>While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release

> some

>>pent-up energy and started to run a mock. I was finally able to grab

> hold

>>of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other

> customers.

>>I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself, right now, she

> would

>>be punished.

>> 

>>To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as

threatening, 'If you don't let me go, I'll tell Grandma I saw you

> kissing

>>Daddy's willie last night.'

>> 

>>After this enlightening exchange, the silence was deafening. Even the

tellers stopped what they were doing.

>> 

>>I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank, with my

daughter in tow. The last thing I heard as the door closed behind me

> were

>>screams of laughter.

>> 

>> 

>>