I guess I'm being stalked. I haven't the foggiest as to who or why anybody would want to stalk me. I'm not all that interesting after all. What kind of dirt do they think they are going to get? OMG...she just tripped on that crappy sidewalk where she always does...my goodness!

Yeah, I got six calls last night from a private number. I picked up each time, and each time they just sat there, tapping on something, then hung up. What a fucking weirdo. If it happens again tonight, I'm really going to mess with them.

*ring, ring*..."hello..?..oh, I was waiting for your call! So yeah, work was a bitch tonight. Oh and there's a party on St. Patty's day, you gonna be there?...great! well I'll talk to you later. luv ya, bye!!..."

Everyone I know thinks I'm insane anyways, so why not someone that I don't know?! I might know who it is, but I'm trying to figure out why the hell she even cares anymore. It's almost been a year! Get the fuck over it girl!